February 9th, 2010


fuckyeahtvpicspam:

Sheldon: And for you, Factory Burrito Grande. No cheese, no sour cream, no ugly consequences from your lactose intolerance. Bon appétit!Leonard: Hang on. Black beans, not pinto beans?Sheldon: Yes.Leonard: Double guacamole?Sheldon: Of course.Leonard: No cilantro?Sheldon: Nope.Leonard: Lettuce shredded, not chopped?Sheldon: Yep.Leonard: You understand why I’m doing this to you?Sheldon: I do.Leonard: That’ll be all. [Sheldon walks away] That was fun!

The Big Bang Theory 3.14 - “The Einstein Approximation”
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fuckyeahtvpicspam:

Sheldon: And for you, Factory Burrito Grande. No cheese, no sour cream, no ugly consequences from your lactose intolerance. Bon appétit!
Leonard: Hang on. Black beans, not pinto beans?
Sheldon: Yes.
Leonard: Double guacamole?
Sheldon: Of course.
Leonard: No cilantro?
Sheldon: Nope.
Leonard: Lettuce shredded, not chopped?
Sheldon: Yep.
Leonard: You understand why I’m doing this to you?
Sheldon: I do.
Leonard: That’ll be all. [Sheldon walks away] That was fun!

The Big Bang Theory 3.14 - “The Einstein Approximation”

(via breathsoftruth : fujiidom)



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angiepantstakesontheworld:

Unwell - Matchbox 20

I don’t care who you are, this song relates to everyone at sometime.



"You’re so John’s girlfriend."
— Mike


SO

I am not ok with last night’s episode of Chuck. I just want Chuck and Sarah to be together and that be that. We all know either Shaw or Hannah is going to end up being a bad guy. This always happens. So why are they playing with our hearts like this?



whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

William the Bloody, better known as Spike on Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel. Not to be confused with James Marsters, the actor who portrays him. He’s the original bad boy, counting in at almost 200 years old.
How he looks without a shirt on. Holy God, just look at that. And of course you can’t help but look at that. And maybe just a few of these.
His stare. He’s undressing you with his eyes right now. That adorable smile. His face structure. Those arms. His trademark peroxide-bleached hair. Those sensuous blue/gray eyes. If that isn’t enough, maybe this is.
You have to admit, him and Buffy’s relationship was the hottest and most passionate thing you have ever seen. The way he went through numerous counts of torture to keep her safe; got his soul back for her; stayed by her side; comforted her when she was depressed; and sacrificed himself to save her and the world, was just plain sexy. Who wouldn’t want a guy so loyal and loving?
That accent - yeah, you saw that coming. We Americans don’t know what it is about an accent, but it definitely makes a guy sexier than he already is (in Spike’s case, that’s infinite sexiness).

{submission}

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

  1. William the Bloody, better known as Spike on Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel. Not to be confused with James Marsters, the actor who portrays him. He’s the original bad boy, counting in at almost 200 years old.
  2. How he looks without a shirt on. Holy God, just look at that. And of course you can’t help but look at that. And maybe just a few of these.
  3. His stare. He’s undressing you with his eyes right now. That adorable smile. His face structure. Those arms. His trademark peroxide-bleached hair. Those sensuous blue/gray eyes. If that isn’t enough, maybe this is.
  4. You have to admit, him and Buffy’s relationship was the hottest and most passionate thing you have ever seen. The way he went through numerous counts of torture to keep her safe; got his soul back for her; stayed by her side; comforted her when she was depressed; and sacrificed himself to save her and the world, was just plain sexy. Who wouldn’t want a guy so loyal and loving?
  5. That accent - yeah, you saw that coming. We Americans don’t know what it is about an accent, but it definitely makes a guy sexier than he already is (in Spike’s case, that’s infinite sexiness).

{submission}



Shut the FUCK up Anne Hathaway.
Or take off your glasses and straighten your hair. Worked in The Princess Diaries.

Shut the FUCK up Anne Hathaway.

Or take off your glasses and straighten your hair. Worked in The Princess Diaries.



david:

What’s the TSA going to do when someone hijacks a plane using karate?



  • colormelaurenw: remember that time you were talking about your zune and i almost actually lol-ed in the middle of a statistics class.
  • colormelaurenw: and like, statistics are not funny. no way i could cover that up.


On going to a visit a guy that has tried to sleep with you way too many times.
  • Me: Well I'll come with you if you like.
  • Ellen: Please.
  • Me: Of course. Act as a buffer. And we'll talk a lot about this LARGE new guy you have your eye on.
  • Ellen: Always large guys. It's unfortunate that all the men in our life are...not large.
  • Me: Characteristically unlarge.


I wonder if my mom is going to send me a Valentine's day package

I hope so!

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