Sheldon: And for you, Factory Burrito Grande. No cheese, no sour cream, no ugly consequences from your lactose intolerance. Bon appétit!
Leonard: Hang on. Black beans, not pinto beans?
Sheldon: Yes.
Leonard: Double guacamole?
Sheldon: Of course.
Leonard: No cilantro?
Sheldon: Nope.
Leonard: Lettuce shredded, not chopped?
Sheldon: Yep.
Leonard: You understand why I’m doing this to you?
Sheldon: I do.
Leonard: That’ll be all. [Sheldon walks away] That was fun!The Big Bang Theory 3.14 - “The Einstein Approximation”
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