February 2010
"I can see some of the parts of Lady Gaga that...
ellenisthinking:
-Lauren
You really do learn in college.
After seeing a picture of Heidi Klum from the...
Me: UGH I want to be Heidi Klum.
Ellen: I know.
Me: Do you see her legs? And I feel like she just had a baby.
Ellen: I feel like she's always just had a baby. She must have ten kids by now.
“I’m not sure what’s going on but it must be fabulous because there...”
– Jen on Worst Cooks of America
“Do I really have to let the doctor look at me down there?”
– Girl on The Pregnancy Pact. You can let your boyfriend look down there but not a certified doctor?
“So this is what it feels like to be Jamie Lynn Spears.”
– Girl on The Pregnancy Pact….genius writing here.
“If you’re saying that someone would ‘get pumped about being a...”
– Ellen, in reference to The Pregnancy Pact
Watching The Pregnancy Pact to increase my pop...
January 2010
Hair products (like shampoo, and conditioner) are...
ohyeahfacts:
The hair that is visible on the human body is dead hair – when hair is alive it is still beneath the surface of the skin. Nothing you add to the hair can make it healthier – it can merely add shine or color. Once the hair is out, there is nothing you can do to make it healthier.
(source)
This makes me feel better for like never washing my hair.
“You Make My Dreams,” Hall & Oats
The Dollhouse Series Finale made me really upset
“You’re….fat.”
– Paul, on Dollhouse
There has been a severe lack of cute kittens on my...
ellenisthinking:
by my standards at least. It might be an overload for the average person, but where are the kitties at?!
Epitaph for a 'Dollhouse' | Matt Roush - TV Guide →
popculturebrain:
Roush explains how being cancelled actually improved Joss Whedon’s Dollhouse. The series finale airs tonight, and as he explains if you haven’t been watching, don’t bother.
Which means “Epitaph Two: Return” isn’t going to make a lot of sense to anyone who hasn’t sought out the show on DVD. But then, it’s hard to imagine anyone still watching Dollhouse who isn’t committed enough...
Bunch of phonies mourn J.D. Salinger →
drinkyourjuice:
[nedhepburn:sabine]
CORNISH, NH—In this big dramatic production that didn’t do anyone any good (and was pretty embarrassing, really, if you think about it), thousands upon thousands of phonies across the country mourned the death of author J.D. Salinger, who was 91 years old for crying out loud. “He had a real impact on the literary world and on millions of readers,” said...
Yo momma so fat, she uses an iPad as an iPhone
(via kapi)
Rather than "spring semester," I propose that...
(via verdictlesslife)
Seconded
iPad Phone Calls
johnburke:
It hasn’t even been out for 24 hours and people are already complaining that the iPad can’t make calls. Umm, last I checked - it looks like an iPhone, it isn’t one. Why would you want to hold up a 9” screen to your face? And secondly, if you do need to make a call - try a phone (or this brand new totally revolutionary app called Skype, among others).
The iPad was designed to bridge a...
“This year, I will work with Congress and our military to finally repeal the law...”
– President Barack Obama, SOTU address.
Yes, yes, yes.
(via thedailywhat)
I can’t believe I missed The State of the Union address
