lauren's blog.

Dec 16

This exists.
Who’s tuning in this week? I know Ellen, John, Trav and I are.
There needs to be more rules.

This exists.

Who’s tuning in this week? I know Ellen, John, Trav and I are.

There needs to be more rules.

The picture I just reblogged of a Barbie

reminded me of that time (two days ago) when Ellen stayed up until 6 in the morning talking about nothing. And I told her this adorable story about myself. The story was about how I had two Pocahontas Barbies, a Mulan Barbie, and a Mexican Generation Girl (those Barbies that had like highlighted hair and funky personalities) named Anna who was my favorite. They were all in a family together and Scary Spice Barbie was their mom.

See, I was culturally sensitive from the very beginning.

thelovelybones:

Lady GaGa barbie

That’s horrifying. And incorrect. Lady Gaga Barbie would most certainly be wearing sun glasses. And you’d need to see her whole body in order to see what costume she’s wearing.
God, Lady Gaga Barbie.
Remember that time that Spice Girls Barbies were the most controversial thing aroung?
I had Scary and Baby, Amy had Posh and Sporty. Neither of us had Geri. Those were the days.

thelovelybones:

Lady GaGa barbie

That’s horrifying. And incorrect. Lady Gaga Barbie would most certainly be wearing sun glasses. And you’d need to see her whole body in order to see what costume she’s wearing.

God, Lady Gaga Barbie.

Remember that time that Spice Girls Barbies were the most controversial thing aroung?

I had Scary and Baby, Amy had Posh and Sporty. Neither of us had Geri. Those were the days.

In 2009, if someone close to you dies

ericstriffler:

the first thing you do is make it your Facebook status.

Well that’s not true at all. In 2009 about five people I know died three of which were very close to me. I promise the first thing I did was certainly not make a Facebook status. In fact when my Grandmother died I couldn’t even go on Facebook because she had one and it was the day before her birthday and she was listed in my upcoming birthdays. To this day, for some reason Facebook keeps asking me to “reconnect” with her and write on her wall. I understand why my cousins don’t want to delete it, but it really hurts to see that all the time and I can’t bear to X it out.

Sorry for the emo post guys, I just don’t really agree with this statement.

johnburke:

You’re beautiful.

John got really excited when he saw this picture. I was just writing my paper, minding my own business when I started to hear squeals and other unidentifiable noises of pleasure coming from across the room.

johnburke:

You’re beautiful.

John got really excited when he saw this picture. I was just writing my paper, minding my own business when I started to hear squeals and other unidentifiable noises of pleasure coming from across the room.

Dec 15

Why can't I write this paper?

I can’t even get started. I need something.

Today, my precal class was having a test on graphing functions. Thirteen minutes into the test a kid shouted out, "Holy shift! Look at the asymptote on that mother function." This earned the kid extra credit and the math department now has new t-shirts. MLIA

Ellen will love this.

(via misschristinee)

Ok, so I'm actually going to start writing my paper

but can I just say that we have to make three references to a movie about nothing that I didn’t actually watch. This is going to be a challenge to bullshit.

I kinda just did

Well our last attempt wasn’t really an attempt. It was just us being us and then Scott Friday was nice enough to try to help us out. I’m going to feel really embarassed if I get rejected. But oh well, it happens.

And also…no more reblogging on the top.

johnburke:

Not fair! If I was creepy, I would’ve done that. I guess our last attempt to get her attention didn’t work. I’m going to feel really rejected if it happens again.

colormelauren:

the most awkward thing I’ve ever done. I asked Christine Friar to follow me on Formspring. Is that like the internet equivalent of having a crush on someone and finally having an opportunity to ask them out? Probably.

Wow, that comparison just happened. I hope she follows me.

You'd think

that the night before a paper is due, the TA might check their email. Just maybe. Maybe people have really important questions to ask about the paper.

This is the same TA that will email me and then I will email her back within minutes of her emailing and then wont hear anything for weeks.