So there are a ton of new shows on the air and now that most of them have been through the three episode test I’m going to rate the ones I decided to watch! I’m going to go in descending order from worst to best!

11. The Playboy Club - It’s cancelled anyway - but it was really slow to start and trying WAY too hard to be Mad Men. It was actually starting to get kind of good (relatively) when it got the axe. It just suffered from a contrived pilot and an asshole of a leading man. Amber Heard is a star in the making though. I’ve been saying she’s a baby ScarJo since that unfortunate CW show Hidden Palms (and when I say unfortunate, that doesn’t mean I didn’t love it. Last time I checked it was instant on Netflix, check it out). She’s in a movie with Johnny Depp, she’ll be a silver screen vixen any day now. She won’t even remember doing The Playboy Club.

10. Charlie’s Angel - There’s really nothing good about this show. The acting is terrible, the plot is too serious. The only breath of fresh air is Minka Kelly. But all that said, I like it. But I’m a sucker for a show all about girl power. I call it the Spice Girls syndrome.

09. 2 Broke Girls - It’s sort of funny. It’s REALLY CBS. And not like good HIMYM/Big Bang CBS. Not sure how I feel about it. Unsurprisingly I think the blonde chick is a riot but I can only stomach so much of Kat Dennings. She’s been on my list since the days of Charlie Barlett. I just sort of hate her and I can’t get over it.

08. Pan Am - This show started out really promising. It had an awesome cast, a cool premise and offered insight into something new. But the actual plot has gotten a little too convoluted too soon. And not to be shallow but there is just not enough ship fodder for my liking. The only relationships that have even been explored are boring.

07. Suburgatory - This show is pretty funny. It’s really ridiculous but in the best way possible. They clearly were trying to make the main character an “Emma Stone,” type and they succeeded. I’m still on the fence but I think I’ll end up really liking this. Not sure if it will last though.

06. Ringer - This was really slow to get into and requires a lot of attention and commitment from the audience. That being said I’m so into it. It has successfully reigned me in. And we all know I love SMG. The cast is fabulous and I’m still in that awesome stage where I can’t predict anything that’s going to happen. Love it.

05. New Girl - This show is pretty delightful. The cast is great. I totally get the humor. I can really relate to Jess. Very few have had bad things to say about this show, so there’s not much more for me to add.

04. Hart of Dixie - I am a sucker for a good, fluffy CW show. That is my jam. Add OC alum Rachel Bilson to the mix and I’m sold. This show is pretty funny and I already care about all the characters. It’s three episodes in and I’m already looking forward to it every week.

03. The Secret Circle - You already know that I think the Vamp Diaries is one of the best shows on TV right now. If not THE best. It’s the only show I go out of my way to watch live on most occasions. Well The Secret Circle is just like that show, but the witches can be any race (I think). Plus I’m a huge fan of Britt Robertson. We all know I loved Life Unexpected. This show is creepy, awesome, sexy and suspensful. It’s exactly like TVD without that awkward shitty phase. Watch it if you aren’t already!

02. Up All Night - Will Arnett, Christina Applegate…Need I say more? Probably not, but I will. This show is just so fucking hilarious. They make a great couple. They have great chemistry together. They remind of real life people and I love it! Favorite comedy on TV right now. If you’re not watching this show, you’re doing it wrong.

01. Revenge - This show so juicy! I love being in on Emily’s plot to take down everyone in high society in the Hamptons. It’s so good. I look forward to it the most every week. Plus it takes place on Long Island. Got to represent!